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Put a "miss" in front of that, and you get ME! I can just be standing and out of nowhere fall over. Or I can be holding something & just let go & drop it. It's like something in my brain says, "throw the chopped onions on the floor!" and then my body responds, "yes master...." Boom! 7 slices of onion....on the floor.

Or today, I went to grab the mouthwash out of the bottom of the bathroom cabinet. When I stood up, I fell over the other way. Weird. I hope I get my balance, smarts, & coordination back after I deliver this nugget, bc this is RIDIC!

I find myself doing things that make no sense. Then I stop & think, what the hell am I doing? And completely go off track & onto something new. At this point, I really shouldn't be holding anything expensive or making any important decisions.

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Last night, I tested my "dropped-ness." {see what I mean?} I made chicken fajitas for dinner. And I ate lots of salsa & had spanish rice with a ton of tomatoes!! I ate 3 fajitas. Acid reflux/heartburn.......come and get it! We also stayed up and played Cranium. While playing I had two chips with a mexican dip on them. {yes, only 2. I didn't want to push it after that meal} I haven't eaten after 7pm lately, bc of the painful heartburn. But last night, I broke the rule!

I took 2 Zantacs with milk b4 bed, like every night. I felt a little percolation, but NO HEARTBURN! holy crap! This baby has TOTALLY dropped! I even laid down instead of sleeping sitting up! And I can breathe!!!! I may not look like I've dropped, but I can feel that he is lower. Come out baby! Come out!!!!!

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I've read that you have crazy dreams while your pregnant. I haven't noticed any, but that is probably bc all of my dreams are a little crazy & vivid. Which is why I keep a dream journal. I like going back & reading them, bc they make me laugh.

Cue dream sequence:

*I didn't know my schedule. Thought I had Commons 3rd period. Turns out I had Balk AP English! I'm ALWAYS late to his class. I was about 15 min late. {reoccurring} He passed out the books for reading.

*Now I'm playing in a softball game. I'm up to bat. Gift just hit a BOMB! I'm smacking the bat against my cleats, chomping on my gum like a freakin' cow. I look down at my bat & it's shaped funny and made out of some strange black material.

*Michelle & I are on a roller coaster. Time to go home. It's dark. And I can fly. She is on my back like a Piggy Back. We are flying in the air & make a nice landing in her parents' driveway. haha. We are going to some tropical island the next day for vacay.

*I'm in town walking around to different yard sales. There was more to this dream, but I actually don't remember it. Prolly bc it started out so lame.

*I'm supposed to be the person who jumps out during the tour on halloween night at the FD. I showed up, Ryan paid me. But then I realized that I forgot to bring a mask. I go downstairs looking for a last minute mask. It took forever & I missed a couple of tours, but I finally found one & scared the crap out of some people. I also asked one of the employees if I could borrow their mask, then found out it was their real face. oops. I played it off like I was kidding.

Yes, I remember it all. There was a LOT more details, but I'm not going to get into that. {thank god} But that was exactly the sequence of events. So random, so me, so NOT bc I'm knocked up.

I wish I had a video camera to record my dreams. Someone should invent that!